The
Adventures of Blind One-Eyed Johnson:
Part-Negro Blues Shouter
by Les Wiseman, with
Zaf Georgilas
by Les Wiseman, with
Zaf Georgilas
The
blues: "A panhandling gimmick for alcoholics." -H.C. Speir, talent
scout responsible for the recordings of many Delta blues artists.
How
I Got the Acquaintance o’ My Pig, Po’kchot
The
Mississippi Delta is home to a lot of things, mud particularly. I cracked a
pained eyeball. I could see nothing. This was not unusual for a man of my
habits, a profligate drinker of strong spirits and a chaser of most any sweet
jellyroll that passed me by. It might be night. I might have eaten one of them
jimson roots. I hope I hadn’t drank any methyl alcohol, though I wouldn’t put
it past myself.
Seemed
only one thing to do. I let loose with a
hellhound halloo. “Az Gads,
I’zzz bli-i-i-n- d,” I paused and
thought. I’azzz blind-ed. Az poor an’
give inta my sins an’ fell afoul o’ the Lord and now he’s taken my sight....”
I
thrashed my limbs about, hoping nothing was broken. My nostrils were hit by a noxious smell that
made me heave. Then, I felt something
nuzzling into my tallywacker. But, it
wasn’t
romantic and I feared for man rape.
“Nooo, ah Lordy, no! Ah know az
pretty, but I’m a God-fearin’ man who don’t hold with the Sodomitic practices!”
For
my efforts, I got a banshee scream in my left ear that sent all my sinews into
acting on their own and I shoved through some foul goo to see a fine little
porker staring at me, with the clear light of morning shining behind him.
I
was in shit. Pig shit. I had spent my repose in some mudhole that
was comprised of two percent soil mud and 98 percent animal mud --particularly
of the pig and poultry versions.
I peered either way and sat up in a
wary crouch. I tapped and found I still
had my lid, a man’s not a man without a hat, covered in feces or not. To my right, I spied my guit-box, still
wrapped in my duffle, it’s head seemingly still aligned with the bulk of its
body. If I broke that guitar, I’d be
well and truly screwed. It was the
instrument of my survival, for I was an itinerant bluesman heading for
Clarksdale, Mississippi, the mecca of the blues.
Fact
that I had only a passing knowledge of how to play the thing, that I didn’t know
how to tune it, that I sang in a voice that only a mother could love and I
could never remember lyrics worth a shit added up to me being about the
sorriest bluesman managing to keep vertical a few hours of the day in the South
or anywhere else for that matter.
You
know that ol’ Walkin’ Blues? “Woke up this mornin’, fumbled ‘round
for ma shoes....” I’d learned, from my
profligate ways, that such behavior in an itinerant bluesman, was a good way to
end up in the dirt fulltime. Bogged in
pigshit as I was, I saw light, a break of forest, my duffel, and the cutest
little mud-covered pork roast you ever seen.
Scrambling it all together, I grabbed my poke and the porker and knowing
that no one would ever be able to remove me from my shoes without a buck knife,
I lit into a shit-cakin’, hog squealin’, guitar bashin’ run for the
forest.
And
Lord be praised, if I didn’t make it well into the trees before I
heard the first shotgun boom.
* *
*
Man
like me doesn’t spend much time wondering where he is. Where ever I find myself, there I is. However, the peripherals make a magnitude of
difference.
I’d
obviously tied one on last night and through direction or my own non-existent
navigation had spent the night in a pig flop.
Worse had happened.
No more shots followed me into the
woods, so I ran a crazy track for a good piece until I found some brush that I
could settle in. Then I took off my
jacket and rolled the quiet piglet into it.
This was some pig, a little round baby, mostly belly, little screw tail
and wet snout. Eyes that looked like
they’d been open just a few days.
I
set my hat out to dry and started scraping the mud off my trousers with a
stick. I checked my throat and my Gammy’s hoodoo
poke was still there. I moved all my fingers and joints, cranked my neck,
popped my back. Nothing was broken,
which was likely more as the result of my tender years, all 23 of them, than
any lack of trying. When my face was
scraped cleaner and the grit out of my teeth, I went into my duffle. My darling Bovrille, my prized six-string of
no perceivable brand, still gleamed and was unbroken. I praised Lord Jesus, for his mercies, to my
guitar, my fingers, my teeth and various other body parts as I felt around.
Best of all, I found my smoked black
lenses were still of a piece. Those are
very important to my sting. Took ’em off
a blind man who no longer had any use for ‘em.
Fear a bit of a curse for that.
I
checked my bandit places, little sewn-in pockets in my duffel and
pants-legs. I found a short-dog of some
evil-smelling liquor and that made me very happy. I found some scrap and some papers in my pant
cuff. So I rolled one and fired it
up. I made water with no noticeable pain
and got that fine warm feeling I always did when I felt the heft of my bad
black boy. I started thinking about
food, but not much, cause I always been skin and bone, a bit of muscle, too.
But eating always came last to me after wang-dang-doodle and John Barleycorn.
I
looked over at my coat and flung it open so that I could hang it over a branch
to dry out. The poor little piglet
rolled out, gave a weird grunt. I looked
at this cute little muck-covered girl, and said, “Guess what Po’kchot, I don’t want to eat you, cause I got this rotgut here. Instead, you and me weez gonna be
friends. And you’s gonna make me a
wealthy itinerant bluesman.”
The
pig made that noise again and I uncapped my bottle, ready for the adventures of
a new day.
* *
*
I
set myself up on a street corner in Clarksdale, Mississippi. I’d dusted myself off, put on my smoked
lenses and tapped my way over with my thin bamboo cane. I found a wood box down an alley without
anyone really seeing what I was up to. I
got comfy on my box and started banging on my guitar. I was a useless guitar player, but one kind
fellow, on hearing how hopeless I was, had tuned my guitar to an open-G
tuning. Thus, laying a finger aside any
fret made a chord, and when I got out my pocket knife I could attempt to play a
little slide guitar. The trick with the
latter was to keep the vibrato going, so you never really landed on any
particular note. It looked flashy and
over time I had developed a few simple, workable slide solos. I had learned to tune my guitar from the top
string down, but only into open-G. Ask me to return it to conventional tuning
and I couldn’t do it on a bet.
I
began plunking out a simple bass line with my thumb and used my fingers to get
a bit of a rhythm pattern going. Then, I laid my knife along the strings and a
metallic ring sung out of the box.
* * *
I
remembered a fragment of a lyric I heard on a street corner of Helena, the
other blues town across the Mississippi. “I wring my hands
when you mistreat me, pretty mama.” Some sharp-dressed guitar picker, wearing a
pin-striped suit and fedora was singing that to the red hot mamas passin’ by. I
noticed the smile on their faces as he sang those words of lament mixed with lascivious
intent. Now, I can’t say that I would ever sing with his same sweet tone. My
voice had as much smoothness as a rooster crowing at the break of day, and my
playing could never be described as smooth, but the Spanish tuning covered up
what I lacked in technique the same way a few sips of Smokestack Lightnin’ made
a hefty woman look like the Venus of doodle. And so I played the song on my
trusty Bovrille, hoping to snare a few coins so I could wet my whistle tonight.
Within
a few bars of the song, like a possum that comes to feed on a pear that’s fallen
off a tree, a striking lady with coffee-colored skin unleashed the pearlies at
me.
“How long
do you plan on staying on that corner?” she asked. I was astonished that my
plunking and thumping had got the attention of this fine mama. Still, I was a
dyed-in-the-wool con man since my brief stint as a snake-oil salesman with Dr.
Conqueroo’s Medicine Show.
“By the
end of the next verse, we could be in a room together.”
Po’kchot
grunted. I guess she didn’t approve of the way I wanted to play that wang dang
doodle.
“Is that cute
piglet the only audience you got? Because with the way you play and sing,
you’re gonna need to play on this corner for a week to pay for one meal. And
that money will come from the charity of some churchgoers who can’t stand to
see you starve.”
“Oh, sassy
woman,” I moaned. “How can you be so cruel to a blind man? Don’t you hear
something in my music that you moves you? Y’know, the history and blood of the
Mississippi Delta?”
“If you
treat the ladies the way you treat that guitar, then I better move on. Because
you ain’t gonna be cookin’ in my kitchen. You hear? And the name’s not, Oh Sassy
Woman. It’s Miss Dinah Holmes. Besides how can you tell what I look like since
you wear those blind man’s glasses?”
“My ears
can discern beauty. You know us blind folk got heightened senses.”
“Maybe
one day they’ll find it in your music.”
Miss
Dinah was a feisty one. With her long dark curls, and green afternoon dress,
the way she swung her large hips surely captured all the passing men’s
eyeballs. But, I had her attention, though it was because of our banter and my
good looks, if I may say so, long as I don’t get struck down by the good Lord
for talking too pretty about myself. It weren’t for my music. But then again,
if you want to catch a catfish, it don’t matter what bug you attach to your
fly.
“Well,
Miss Dinah, how about you stay a little longer and hear my next song? It will
move you so much that you'll forget your plans for tonight.” Truth be told, I
didn’t have another song. I could only play variations of the same song. I
wasn’t as skillful or imaginative as the players I heard up in Helena.
“I’ve
heard all I needed to hear, understan’? Besides, I’m on my way to get dinner
ready for tonight. But I’ll probably see you around … wha’s your name anyway?”
“Everybody
calls me One-Eye, but you can call me Hubert.”
“And the
pig…”
“Po’kchot.”
“Only
that pig make you any different than the other bluesmen round here. You goin’
to play to raise the change you need for a bottle and when that’s gone you’ll
be hoppin’ the next train. ’Sides, you ain’t blind. You just too lazy and no
account to get yo’sef a real job.” With that, Miss Dinah turned and left me
ogling the caboose.
* * *
The past stays in the past. But sometimes, you
hear it when your thoughts are interrupted by the rhythm of that
lonesome train in the middle of the night. I knew more about real jobs and hard
labor than that Dinah gave me credit for. It was a decent life for a black boy
playin’ music on the street corners of Clarksdale. I got more time on my hands
now than I had in the past and more of a need to survive by my wits. But, back
at Choctaw Plantation, it was early to rise like the rooster, and work those
fields for long hours, especially during cotton harvesting. You knew where your
next meal was coming from, even it was nothin’ but corn and grits. Now, I have
to make my own daily bread, but at least I’m my own boss.
One
guitbox player, Ennis McKinley, played so sweetly that it made you forget about
the grueling work. That’s when a seed was planted in my mind. Last
I heard of Ennis, he boarded a train for Chicago, and was playing his Delta blues at some clubs there. That
was funny to me that people would like the music from this muddy Delta. That
they would find something moving in the hollerin’ that came from the long,
tiring work in the fields. But then again, Ennis had a sweet voice, and the
ladies always fell for his music. I thought if he can do it, I can try.
Since that white fella John Lomax and
his son, Alan, brought that big 300-pound recordin’ machine into the fields and
brought to the civilized world what we pickaninnies be doin’ for music down
here, the record companies been payin’ attention. Got a lot of attention for Muddy and
Leadbelly. That was back in ’34. Songs they recorded got turned into 78-r.p.m.
disks. Folk in the city call ’em race records.
Well, if there’s a race, guess whitey be winnin’.
* * *
How
I Lost the Acquaintance o’ My Pig, Po’kchot
I took off my hat and wiped my kerchief across
my brow, put down my guitar and stood to stretch my spine. I wondered
if there was better street corner I could play next. Where would be the place
that I could benefit from the generosity of some patrons who would throw some
money my way so I could have my daily dose of John Barleycorn?
Po’kchot
started grunting like someone was fixin’ to turn her into grits.
“Easy little
Po’kchot. Stay calm. Nobody be fixin’ to hurt you. You and me, we gonna find a
good corner of this city where we will build our fortune.”
Just
then, there
was a sharp tap on the back of my shoulder. An’ someone grabbed me by the ear,
all painful like.
“You be
the lying darkie who sold me that potion.”
I
was staring up at a face angrier than the Devil’s. And his body had
a funk strong enough to knock a buzzard off a gut truck. His eyes were so red,
they could burn coal with their crazed stare. I tried to pull away, but he had
me good. “Son, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m just a simple
guitbox player.”
“Only a
coon would deny my accusation. You that nigger snake-oil salesman from Dr.
Conqueroo’s Medicine Show that sold me that bottle of special-brewed tonic that
you said was going to stop me from losin’ my hair and grow back the rest.” He
had reason to be disgruntled. His skull was hairless as a cue ball ’cept for
some nasty greasy strands round his ears.
Now
that hillbilly, smellin’ fouler than a decomposing skunk, started to ring a
bell in my memory. But as Dr. Conqueroo once told me, when someone accuses you
of something, even if you did it, always deny. That piece of wisdom helped me
to brush off the accusations of many an angry mama’s husband.
“Lookie here. What do I know about medicine? In fact, the only medicine a
guitbox player like me cares about is what’s needed to make Smokestack Lightnin’.
You best go see a doctor to cure you of your ails.”
I
tell you,
bad luck and trouble follows me like a leech on my ass
“How about we settle this in a fair
way? An eye for an eye,” the funky-smelling cracker said.
I
laughed. “Ah
only gots one eye. And that one’s no ravin’ hell. You plannin’ on beatin’ on a
blind man?”
“No. But
I’m gonna show you no one gets the better of Lucius Lawless.”
With
that, he pulled on my ear until his filthy fingers slid off. He turned his
attention to Po’kchot and she squealed blue murder as he stepped toward
her. He shifted his skanky redneck body between me and Po’kchot. That’s when I
knew I had to take evasive action pronto and if I proved myself not to be an
enfeebled blind man, then so be it.
“I’m
gonna show you what it’s like to live with nothing,” said the honkie. “I’m
going to take this piglet, raise it real nice, and slaughter it once it grows
real big.” And with that, he grabbed Po’kchot. “I think we’re as fair as fair
can be.”
I’ll never
forget that moment as he grabbed my pig and toppled me over with a quick
forearm to my throat. Then I felt where
his unseen sneaky–ass confederate was bent over behind me so that when I
toppled, he arched his back and launched me off my feet. Ass over teakettle. When
I landed, I couldn’t breathe. He had knocked the wind out of me. I was gaspin’,
but couldn’t get no air in my pipes. Bastard ran off with Po’kchot under his
arm squealing louder than a bayou banshee. If I didn’t catch him, and give him
a taste of my justice, bad luck would come flockin’ to me faster than chickens to
corn.
* * *
When my lungs started filling again, I headed
off in the general direction the villain had taken. Those boys had looked like
the white-trash miscreants back at Choctaw Plantation who weren't too fond of
work, and were out on the bum. I looked around, wanting to find someone to help.
But there was nobody payin’ attention to a black boy hackin’ an’ wheezin’. No
Po’kchot, and not much from my playing to buy me a drink. I was a piss-poor
excuse for a black man, lettin’ that honkie throttle me. First rule of
engagement, protect your nards, second rule, protect your throat. I had truly
screwed up.
Still,
I could swear I could hear Po’kchot’s muffled squeals and the mutterings of the
thieves on the breeze. Must be my rattled mind playing tricks on me. Still,
there was hope if I dusted myself off and got a drink. Ah, I just need to find
myself some jump
steady.
* *
*
While I was pullin’ myself together, checkin’
for broken parts and tryin’ to brush the dirt off my clothes, a fine gentleman
swaggered down the road comin’ in to town. I was feeling sorry for myself,
ridin’ out my own personal blues. Didn’t pay him much attention. Figured he
wasn’t gonna help my situation any.
“You a
musician?”
“If I be
carryin’ this guitbox around, I sure to be one.” When somebody asks me a stupid
question, I usually like to give them a stupid answer. But now I had no choice
but to be pleasant. No Po’kchot to make the listeners give me sympathy money.
And I needed some rotgut to help me forget what happened.
“Then
play us a song,” said the sharp-dressed man. He was sporting a grey trilby on
his crown.
“Well, I
do like to get paid for my work. How do I know that you're not going to get free
entertainment for one song, and leave?” Truth to be told, I only had one song —which
I played variations of.
“I reckon
there’s been enough guitbox players passing through Clarksdale lately so we
ain’t exactly starving for entertainment.”
I
pulled out my Case knife and started playing a variation of the Walkin’
Blues
with different words. “I’m getting up soon in the morning, I believe I dust my
broom. I’m getting up soon in the morning, I believe I dust my broom….” I used
some lyrics I heard back up West Memphis. Somehow my playing and singing did
the trick.
“Not
bad,” said the trilby sport. “I’m having
a party tonight in the back room of my store, ’bout a mile north of town, got a
big tin Dr. Pepper sign out front . Come by around nine, play your guitbox, and
sing. You’ll be paid, plus you’ll get food and drink.”
This was a fortunate development, but
the evening was still a few hours away. Long, nervous, dry hours. “I sure could
use a little downpayment,” I said. “Need to buy a new g-string, maybe a thumb
pick.”
Trilby looked me over. Then he pulled
his hand from his pocket and flipped me a quarter. “Don’t show up drunk,” he
said and walked away.
I
had been down, but now things were looking up. I could nurse a couple beers through
the rest of the afternoon. Then, food, drink, and maybe some diddy wah
diddy tonight. As my Gammy once told me, “Just because it’s a red sunrise,
doesn’t mean the sun won’t come out today.” I plucked out a happy run up the
neck.
* * *
I ambled off to the grocery and got a couple of
beers outta the ice. Beer’s good when you’re feeling poorly. It’s bubbly and
it’s kinda like food.
I
went out on the veranda and joined the other losers hangin’ round. Opened my
beer with a smack of my hand on one of the upright posts.
Little
wizened black man in a threadbare suit looked up from where he was warming a
bench. “Man opens a bottle like that means he’s drinking for a reason.” I
looked over. “Yep, can see it on your face. You look like you done lost your
best friend.”
“I’m
sorry, sir, to who do I have the pleasure of addressing? Blind man like me
likes to know.”
“My
name is Zeke Holmes, but everyone just calls me Gramps,” he said holding out an
old rheumatiz’ gnarled mitt.
I
shook his hand. Sat down aside him and offered him a hit off my bottle. He shook his head. “No, son, you look like
you need that medicine more’n I ever will again. Long face like that, must have
somethin’ to do with a woman.”
I
shook my head and took another big pull off that cold beer that was goin’ down
fine.
“Not
a woman. Well, something else then. Life’s unfair when you
lose something that you value.”
“Not
a woman,
but somebody who was like a friend.”
“Did he
die?”
“She got
stolen.”
“Thought
you said weren’t no woman. Who was she?”
“A piglet
I call Po’kchot.”
That
ole man chuckled. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to laugh. I just have never
heard anybody refer to a piglet as a friend.”
“She was
also a good luck charm, like my Gammy’s hoodoo poke. She brought lots of people
to come and listen to my music. I got to find her.”
“What
happened?”
“A hobo
stole her over on the south end of Clarksdale.”
“Really.
I did see a greasy hobo with a piglet runnin’ across the street yesterday.” He motioned over to a pathway that ran into a thick
patch of woods.”
“What’s over there, Gramps?”
“Bush, and as you go deeper, there’s a
bit of a hobo jungle. You don’t want to go wanderin’ over there, son. No place
for decent folk. If your pig was over there, it’s already been spitted and
roasted. Sorry to say that.”
I topped my second beer and got to
plannin’.
* * *
My walk was slow and hesitant. My cane was
leading my way, but I wasn’t tappin’ it. I had to go across the big main road and
into that hobo camp to see if Po’kchot was still alive. I kept thinkin’ this
wasn’t the brightest thing I’d ever done, but I’d grown fond of that pig. Plus,
we had a partnership of sorts.
I
walked across the street slowly with my Bovrille strapped tight to my back, and
my thin bamboo cane directing me. Of course, my eyes knew were I was going, but
when you play a blind man, you have stay one when you’re out in public. Soon
as I was into the bush far enough, I put my cane under my arms, my specs in my
pocket, and started a slow cautious canter toward the hobo camp.
* * *
I’ll tell you a thing or two about hobos.
First, the image of the wise old hobo is generally a crock of B.S. There might
be a couple somewhere, but most hobos are rejects from society. They’re simple
boys mostly. What’s they call retarded. They get neglected from their families
and just sort of drift off. Then there’s the jungle bosses, these are usually
ex cons or criminals runnin’ from the law. These cons run these boys and use
them for their own nefarious purposes. I’m sure some cornholin’ goes on, though
I can’t conceive of it. They say there’s a difference between ‘bos, tramps and
bums. ‘Bos bein’ itinerant laborers, tramps just lazy and work when they can’t
avoid it and bums who won’t work and just rob and steal, drink and pass out. A
hobo jungle generally holds some of all three with the organized hobos in the
centre and the complete fukups at the fringe. I was certain the pig stealer was
a stone bum.
My
Spanish steel was a beauty. A ten-inch blade on a five-inch handle. The handle
had been broken and was wrapped in black tape. It had a beat-up ol’ sheath of
tough leather. I’d shifted it around so I could pull it from under my left arm
with my right hand. Even with a guitar on my lap, I could pull it quick. I also
had a folding Case knife with a four-inch blade that I kept razor stropped.
The
trail started to peter out and I looked for hobo signs to tell me which way to
go. I saw a wavy line above an X carved on one tree to my left. That meant
water and camp that way. Then I saw three diagonal lines on a tree to my right.
That meant danger. I went that way.
My
new friend, Gramps, had staked me a dollar and I’d managed to buy a pint of the
cheapest rotgut I could find. I had to walk now, so I uncorked the whisky. Couldn’t
run in the underbrush. I could smell tobacco in the air and realized I was
close. I took a swig for courage. My plan was when I got close, I would find a
log to sit on, set the bottle up in plain sight, unpack my guit and start
plunkin’ away on a tune. I figured this would draw a bum or two to me and,
depending on who they were, I could play up my blindness, play the timid darkie
and offer them the booze. Then I’d try and find out where Po’kchot might be. If
it was the guys who took her and they would recognize me, I’d still try and buy
them off with the booze, however my fallback plan was to strike first. Knife
fights are usually decided by the loser having hesitated. I’d decided I didn’t
have any choice but to go for the kill. White trash, teach ’em to steal my pig.
I
crept closer, the scent of smoke getting stronger, tobacco mixed with woodsmoke
now. I took my guitar off and leaned it against a tree. Then I heard a sound
that made my stomach sink. It was a piglet squeal, muffled, but recognizable as
coming from a swine of my acquaintance. It was further to my right than where
the smoke was coming from. Naturally, I tried to figure why. One answer flooded
my head with blood rage. The honkie was about to butcher my baby. All bets on
the plan panning out were now off. I hustled through the brush until I was
confronted by a sight I can’t hardly recount here. I drew the bowie and ran
full tilt.
The
bastard had his overalls bunched around his knees. My pig was muzzled with a
bandanna. The white trash was stroking his dick, trying to get a hardon. I was
sickened and something snapped in me. A part of my mind went back to my
heritage in Africa, to the tribal warriors that were my ancestors, fighting for
their lives, hacking and slashing against the white man who was trying to take
them away from their families. The white man only wanted the young strong bucks
and would rape the women and slaughter the children as poor business and to add
to the men’s confusion and terror. I was a warrior and what was mine was being
threatened by something so obscene as to be beyond conception.
My
arm arched out to its full extent, the steel pulling it out. And then I swung
it down with all my strength, letting the bowie’s weight add to its power. The
redneck bum just stupidly turned his head, no clue what was goin’ down, set on gettin’
his ugly pecker wet. Though I’d been going for the neck, he turned to present
his face and my fine Spanish blade smashed through teeth and tendon and cartilage,
dislocated the jaw and cut through the joint until it was stopped short by the
spinal column. I gave a final thrust and twist and pulled my steel out of his
face.
The
only sound he made was a whooshing of air like out of a severed hose, then he
toppled over, his hand still affixed to his organ. My throat had closed in the
silence of the bringer of death. No war cry came from this assassin. I was
cold, silent, a dealer of vengeance. I prayed to the Angel of Death. I made
human sacrifice in blood.
It
had happened in seconds, with no thought. I wiped the blade on the cracker’s
shirt and slipped it back into its sheath. I grabbed my pig and shoved her in
my coat. I could feel the grim set of my mouth and the flame in my eyes. My
tribal face was daring Death to present me with another cracker to kill. Somehow,
I backtracked, grabbed my guit and ran back through those woods faster than a
shithouse rat.
By
the time I emerged from the trail, my lungs were afire. As I came to the road I
couldn’t believe my eyes. Gramps and Miss Dinah rushed toward me. Gramps had a
big raincoat that he threw over me. Dinah was crying and took my guitar as I
allowed them to hurriedly pull me along the road, ignoring any passersby. I
could feel the piggly warmth under my left arm. In a few minutes, we were
walking down an alley and through a doorway into refuge.
* * *
“What
happened to you, One-Eye?” asked Miss Dinah as she pulled a chair underneath me
before I collapsed. “Actually, I don’t want to know.”
“Is that
you, Miss Dinah?” I wheezed, even though I could see her clearly through my
smoked black lenses.
“Cut the crap, One-Eye,” she said.
“We wuz ready to wait all night for
you to come outta dem woods,” said Gramps. His old raisin face was a mixture of
concern and relief.
There was a spurt of squirmin’ under
my coat and I reached in and pulled out Po’kchot by her scruff. I handed her to
Dinah and she took the bandanna from the poor little pig’s snout. Po’kchot let
out a few snorts and a squeal. Dinah let her down onto the floor and the pig
stretched and snorted for a bit. Then she came and rested against my leg.
“Get some warm water and a cloth,
Dinah,” said Gramps. “We got to get this boy cleaned up before anybody comes
round.”
I licked my lips, thought I tasted
what might be blood. I thanked Gramps and Dinah and petted Po’kchot on the
head. She was gettin’ dozy. “That’s right, Dinah,” I said, “better get me
cleaned up. I got a gig tonight.”
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